Lyrics

Do you know a goose or a gander? And do you know what’s considered slander?

If a goose is walking down the road does it ever, ever get old?
And when the gander disagrees do you say oh gander please?

If a goose is walking down the road does it ever, ever get old?
And when the gander disagrees do you say oh gander please?

Gander, Gander, Gander, (Goose, Goose, Goose) Gander, Gander, Gander

A goose is a goose don’t hang him from a noose, if the gander is choking see if the goose is soaking in boiling water
sins of a father and what’s good for him may not be good for me, but what’s good for the gander can’t be seen

if a goose is walking down the road, is it the greatest story ever told?

Gander, Gander, Gander, (Goose, Goose, Goose) Gander, Gander, Gander

If a goose is walking down the road, is it the greatest story ever told?
and If a goose is walking down the road, is it the greatest story ever told?

And when the gander disagrees do you blame the goose, with feathery ease (feathery ease)

(feathery ease)

I don’t trust a goose but a gander is obtuse, what’s good for you may not be good for some, everyone moves to the beat of their own drum.

And just because the goose has down, doesn’t make him soft, he’ll still make ya frown.

If a goose is walking down...
I don’t trust a goose but the gander's obtuse, (he's obtuse) what’s good for you may not be good for someone's use (someone else's use),

And if a goose is walking down the road, is it the greatest story ever told? And when the gander disagrees do you blame the goose, with feathery eeeeee..